Fun With Kids Pillows

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Little league world series of poker.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little doctor.

'It's baseball season!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

The Perfect Cannonball

Circus Act

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'Ready Mum?'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Ah...here they are!"

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Snowman

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Remote Control Duck