Dad And Kid Activities Pillows

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Family Joules: Part 16

Little league world series of poker.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Little doctor.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"It's his emotional support animal."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Happy Turkey Day!

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

A child interrupting family prayers

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"