Childhood Activities Pillows

"You have to let other people into your life."

'Separate bills please.'

Kid playing golf in the sand pit.

'Can Bert come out to play?'

Hopscotch

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Little league world series of poker.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Tree house.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."