Children Activities Pillows

'Let's face it. If my boomerang were to return it would have been here hours ago.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

The Family Joules: Part 16

Little league world series of poker.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

A child interrupting family prayers

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"