Children Activities Gifts

'Let's face it. If my boomerang were to return it would have been here hours ago.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Little league world series of poker.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A child interrupting family prayers

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."