Kid's Activities Gifts

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Little league world series of poker.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

A child interrupting family prayers

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"