Kid's Activities Gifts

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Little league world series of poker.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Little doctor.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"It's his emotional support animal."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

A child interrupting family prayers

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Could you repeat that word?"