Kids' Events Gifts

Bubblegum

"Young Frankenstein"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Wildlife

Football Fans

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Bookworm Sleepover

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Build a Raft

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Yearbook

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'