Kids' Parties Gifts

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

'When I left, Eddie's mom was arising phoenix-like.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Children's Parties

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cat Nip.

Champagne

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Face painting by numbers.

Green Balloon

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"