Childhood Events Gifts

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Yearbook

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Tree house.

Green Balloon

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Bike Rides

'He's maturing early.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

All dressed up and no place to go

"Recess does things to a man."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Paul goes home for the holidays