Childhood Events Gifts

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Haircuts

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'He's maturing early.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Green Balloon

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Tree house.

Bike Rides

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."