Family Activities Gifts

"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Scenes from a Vacation

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

Top 10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Instead of Collecting Late Payments

While watching Mass at home during the pandemic, dad gets the bright idea of taking up a collection.

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Family all doing different things around the breakfast table.

Fathers are Heroes

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

'We have to find something for you kids to do this summer.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

'I borrowed some shingles for my tree house.'

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

Parents' social calendar and kids' social calendar.

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

"First, break the egg...."

"Dad, can we take part in the YMCS's 'Father and son' initiative?" "I'm busy, ask your Mum"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"I understand what you're saying mother, but it still doesn't feel quite right."

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I told you a pet is a lot of responsibility. Now, take your balloon dog out for some air."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

"Have you ever considered changing careers Mom?"

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'