Family Activities Lover Gifts

Kids' energy levels

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Hi-yah!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'She's just great with the children.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Balloon Kids

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Lamb Noise.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Swinging

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'