Family Activities Lover Pillows

Kids' energy levels

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"Hi-yah!"

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Swinging

Lamb Noise.

Balloon Kids

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Happy Turkey Day!

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.