Family Time Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm busy. Can you make it yourself?'

"I told them at the office that I was sick of working 80 hour weeks, that I was going home to give my kid a bath and put him to bed....But when I got home I discovered that my son had turned into a 26 year old equity lawyer while I was in meetings."

"Mom, are we there yet?"

"Really Muriel, must we go through this every time I work late at the office?"

"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."

40 years later...

"It's a participation trophy for interacting with my family for 5 minutes without looking at my phone."

"Dad says you can tell the age of trees by their rings. Does that work for Grandmas?"

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'Mom, what do I do for a living?'

'So how was your day?'

'The rule about not talking to strangers doesn't apply here...he's your father.'

Work life balance

"I think it is important for us as a family to have the occasional sit-down meal."

'I remember when all this was green carpet...'

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'

"Have you noticed? The kids haven't watched TV all week!"

"Sunday is Family Values Day, and we're all going to visit Daddy in jail."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"It all came to a head at Mount Rushmore.

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

"Unfortunately, they spend more time out-of-line than online."

"My shrink doesn't understand me."

Best Grandma in Richmond!

"At least it`s making us spend more time together as a family."

Covid Shadow

"No kidding?? You use to be a kid?"

"Your birth was easy. It's everything after that that's been a pain."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Baby in pushchair

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

"Jonathan, leave granddad alone. He's not feeling interactive."

Messy Car

"Would it kill ya to call home once in a while?"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"