Family Moment Enthusiast Pillows

"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"When did she start crawling?"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

I love my family!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'They're a very successful family.'

First Steps

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Sliding Down the Banister

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

A couple with a new baby

Family.

Production manager with lots of children.

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."