Family Moment Fans Pillows

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"When did she start crawling?"

At the market

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Why do leaves change color?"

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Freak Family.

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"We moved here for the schools."

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Wednesday wave.'

Restoration of mutual confidence between Mr. and Mrs. Micawber

Child with picture of rocket

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Letting Go

'Don't do that, Mom...Dad will be home soon.'

"Please understand, the Queen has thousands of kids. It's not practical to expect her to kiss you all goodnight every night..."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

That's it young lady! You're grounded!

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Childhood nicknames and pinched cheeks...I knew there was a reason I didn't like family gatherings."