Family Moment Creator Pillows

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"#babygirl...seriously?"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

First Steps

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Emma is very happy that the doctor will finally remove the growth on Daddy's nose but she's also a little sad to see it go...

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Child with picture of rocket

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Letting Go

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"Oh, I fainted! Please tell me you filmed that, Baby - that'll go viral online for sure!"

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

Christening

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

National Mom Museum

Returning from a trip and isolating

"Wow! Look mum, snow"

'Are we nearly ready for a family argument yet, dad?'