Family Moments Pillows

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

Embarrassing Photos.

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Quick - hide the donuts."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

First Steps

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

Child with picture of rocket

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Letting Go

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.