Happy Family Moments Pillows

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

First Steps

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'