Whimsical Family Moments Pillows

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'