Funny Family Moments Lover Pillows

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

Child with picture of rocket

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

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