Funny Family Moments Collector Pillows

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

Whining SUV.

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'And...?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'