Funny Family Moments Collector Pillows

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Whining SUV.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'And...?'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Tired mum vacuums baby