Funny Family Moments Pillows

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Dad, what does two and two make?"

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"The wife thinks he's at summer camp."

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

"Here's 15 cents. I assume you'll go into debt one day putting me through college, so this will take some of the guilt off my conscience."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"No, son, a tax shelter is not where you go to rescue an accountant."

'My dad used the exact same word yesterday. Does he have to come here too?'