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"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Christening

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"Dad, what does two and two make?"

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

Waving...

'He's got his shoes on the wrong feet again.'