Family Funny Moments Pillows

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

Adult Absence Notes.

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'I don't like the look of yours...'