Fun Family Moments Pillows

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'