Humorous Family Moments Pillows

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Shh, let me do the talking.'

"I'd like my son seated in the first row."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Adult Absence Notes.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

Dad said that if he's paying for the wedding, he's entitled to a little something.