Funny Family Moments Seeker Pillows

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Daddy!"

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'