Funny Family Moments Enthusiast Prints

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

Christening

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

"Dad, what does two and two make?"

Waving...