Whimsical Family Moments T-Shirts

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'