Family Comedic Moments T-Shirts

"Of course your parents embarrass you. That's what parents are for."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Graph Your Relatives!

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Growth Charts

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"