Happy Family Moments Mugs

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

First Steps

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'