Modern Family Moments Pillows

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Don't forget to come back."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

Child with picture of rocket

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'Mom, Kevin just asked me to live with him!'