Modern Family Moments Gifts

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Don't forget to come back."

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

Child with picture of rocket

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'Mom, Kevin just asked me to live with him!'

'No, the woman of the house is at work. May I help you?'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."