Family Life Moments Gifts

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

First Steps

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

Child with picture of rocket

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Letting Go

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"