Wholesome Family Moments Gifts

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

First Steps

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Child with picture of rocket

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!