Light-hearted Family Moments Fan Gifts

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

First Steps

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Child with picture of rocket

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

Letting Go

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

Christening

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'