Whimsical Family Moments Fan Gifts

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"What the hell took so long?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Child with picture of rocket

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Letting Go

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

"#babygirl...seriously?"

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

Christening

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."