Family Moments Enthusiast Gifts

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Waving...

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"When did she start crawling?"

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'Baby's first two-step.'

I love my family!

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Mother's Love

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

It's a Boy

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

A couple with a new baby

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."