Family Moment Seeker Gifts

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

First Steps

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Bottle Time

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Child with picture of rocket

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Papi...how come you're always bringing work home?"

Letting Go

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

Christmas telly!

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

Christening

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Suzi, c'mon doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'