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"Just a heads-up...binge watching Netflix together is not considered quality time."

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

First Steps

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Bottle Time

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

Chair massages.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Papi...how come you're always bringing work home?"

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Child with picture of rocket

Letting Go

Christmas telly!

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

Christening

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

"#babygirl...seriously?"

"Suzi, c'mon doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Wait, don't move...it totally looks like you're wearing a chef's hat right now!'

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."