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"Have you ever noticed how Mom's eyes follow you wherever you go?"

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"When did she start crawling?"

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'Baby's first two-step.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

It's a Boy

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Mother's Love

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

First Steps

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

Sliding Down the Banister

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Production manager with lots of children.

Family.

A couple with a new baby

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.