Family Moments Lover Gifts

Child with picture of rocket

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"When did she start crawling?"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'Baby's first two-step.'

Family members!

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

First Steps

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

It's a girl! It's a mom!

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Egalitarian family

Old and young

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'I never knew what happiness was until I met you, Grandma!'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Consols at 90 - Man in a good mood

Collecting logs

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Letting Go

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

'Let's order pizza, Mom! We need nourishment.'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

Feeding the ducks