Light-hearted Family Moments Fan Pillows

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

First Steps

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Child with picture of rocket

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Letting Go

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Christening

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'