Family Moment Enthusiasts Pillows

Christening

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"When did she start crawling?"

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

I love my family!

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

First Steps

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'They're a very successful family.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Family sitting on sofa.

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Sliding Down the Banister

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

Family.

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'