Family Moments Aficionado Pillows

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"When did she start crawling?"

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Time for bed

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"Mom, are we there yet?"

'And then Baby Bear said...'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Aw, are those your office co-workers? They're adorable!

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Child with picture of rocket

Best Grandma in Richmond!

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!