Family Moments Aficionado Pillows

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"When did she start crawling?"

Office pics on dinner table.

'Baby's first two-step.'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

After working 80 hours a week for 30 years, Raymond was struggling to adjust to retirement.

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Time for bed

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

"Mom, are we there yet?"

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"Your workaholism is hurting this family."

Child with picture of rocket

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Cheese.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Best Grandma in Richmond!