Wholesome Family Moments Pillows

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"When did she start crawling?"

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

First Steps

"Two boys from legal to see you."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Who says women don't like chase scenes?'

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Are you sure you didn't swallow your cell phone? I keep getting a dial tone.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

Child with picture of rocket

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"Sorry mate, I can't sneak out at night: My mum would definitely catch me..."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"Papi! Baldo broke my favorite pencil!"