Family Moment Capturer Pillows

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

"When did she start crawling?"

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Kirsten Johnson

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

A boy with a camera

First Steps

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

Later that same day.

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'I am smiling.'

Child with picture of rocket

"ME!!!"

Letting Go

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'Excuse me,but doesn't your job finish at the reception'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"