Family Bonding Time Enthusiast Pillows

Haircuts

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Office pics on dinner table.

Family members!

A child interrupting family prayers

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Sliding Down the Banister

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Family Feeling

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."