Family Bonding Time Enthusiast Pillows

Haircuts

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Office pics on dinner table.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Family members!

A child interrupting family prayers

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Sliding Down the Banister

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

Family Feeling

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."