Family Bonding Aficionado Pillows

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Haircuts

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

A child interrupting family prayers

I love my family!

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

It's a Boy

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

Mother's Love

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"Today, son, you are a man."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'They're a very successful family.'

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."