Parental Bonding Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."

Haircuts

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child interrupting family prayers

First Steps

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Great teamwork Joey!'

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

"Is there something wrong with the car, Mom?"

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"What's it to be Dad? Two quid or Handels water music in G flat?"

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

'I've got to have a talk with my mother. She thinks the stork brought me.'

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.

"Remember, technically, it's not lying if you tell your mother I was teaching you how to drive."